Ahhh Life, I ponder for a moment

Some people are like Slinkies…

Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

The mystery of life, What is it?

How the hell would I know? Dose it look like I was born with a manual, and don't bother smokin "Wacky Tobacky" ether, the only thing you'll do is talk about moliculs which is pointless as it still won't give you the meaning of life. But seriously if you want the meaning of life, here it is:

1. Pick up telephone
2. Dial 000,911 or what ever your emergency number is
3. Tell operator to send an Ambulance
4. Hang up
5. Bend over
6. Ex hail till there is no air in your lungs
   
7. Shove you head up your bottom

Now when you see a light at the end of a tunnel, go to it. If you start hearing people in the back ground saying things like "I need 20cc" and "Clear" you now have 2 choices:

1. Follow the voices and never find out the answer
2. Continue going towards the light and find out the answer
   

How badly do you want to know The mystery of life ?